WTF are you doing here?

You got nothin' better to do with your life than to search for "Your Ass Sucks Buttermilk" on the internet? How the hell else did you find this place, loser? I don't have to be a frickin' psychic or FBI profiler to know what you're like. You're a brainless sheep that voted for 'Dubya' TWICE because a convicted criminal like Rush Limbergercheese told ya to. So it's a given that "DUMBASS" should be tattooed on your forehead. But it gets worse. I mean, just look at the name of this site! What kinda sick, perverted search terms did you use to get here? Maybe keywords like: "Richard Gere + gerbils"? You sick fuck. You probably have a corn cob or flashlight shoved up your ass right now, don'tcha?

Well sorry to disappoint ya, homo. All this is, is a way for me to bitch and moan about all the wussbag idiots like you that I hafta deal with everyday - so I don't go postal on all you fucking morons. Now get your candy-ass back to your googling for gay porn and leave me alone.