Your Ass Sucks Buttermilk

Thursday, July 13, 2006

WTF are you doing here?

You got nothin' better to do with your life than to search for "Your Ass Sucks Buttermilk" on the internet? How the hell else did you find this place, loser? I don't have to be a frickin' psychic or FBI profiler to know what you're like. You're a brainless sheep that voted for 'Dubya' TWICE because a convicted criminal like Rush Limbergercheese told ya to. So it's a given that "DUMBASS" should be tattooed on your forehead. But it gets worse. I mean, just look at the name of this site! What kinda sick, perverted search terms did you use to get here? Maybe keywords like: "Richard Gere + gerbils"? You sick fuck. You probably have a corn cob or flashlight shoved up your ass right now, don'tcha?

Well sorry to disappoint ya, homo. All this is, is a way for me to bitch and moan about all the wussbag idiots like you that I hafta deal with everyday - so I don't go postal on all you fucking morons. Now get your candy-ass back to your googling for gay porn and leave me alone.

47 Comments:

  • lol

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:49 PM  

  • Chill dude. All I searched for was "rants" on blog catalog and found yours. It's not that hard. Many different keywords will bring up your blog not just the title. Duh.

    By Blogger Unknown, at 8:54 AM  

  • Your the sick asshole that laid in the weeds with your response to "your ass sucks buttermilk search. Still I had a good half at your demented response.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:15 PM  

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    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:26 AM  

  • This was posted a year ago, dude.
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  • Wow are you like a serial killer, pedifile, mass murderer type person? I've never met one, but you sound like those psycho people I hear about on dateline? Very hostile....Jesus loves you.

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    By Anonymous Bertrand Whilloghby, at 8:18 PM  

  • your a fucking idiot dude you must not have a life if you spent your time to write all of that

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